If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I party with great urgency now.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
