I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Only a mothe r could love this liver
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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