i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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