Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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