no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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