we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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