Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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