The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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