Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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