dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Oh god it's open bar.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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