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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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