I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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