so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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