How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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