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if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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