No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We need to get me chipped asap
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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