So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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