My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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