do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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