You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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