I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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