we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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