I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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