You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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