i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If I die, sorry about rent.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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