Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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