Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
people are starting to question the shark bite story
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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