stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
send nudes
from the living room?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
