Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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