Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I touched a dick in church today
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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