Christians are straight up FREAKS
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she smelled like a LAN party
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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