love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
