i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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