He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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