About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
How does one acquire holy water?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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