Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Randomize
