VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Even my vagina gasped.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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