Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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