what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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