Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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