You work out of a Hotel?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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