I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I need water and some morals
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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