I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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