i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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