Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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