I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I have aggressive nipples.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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