Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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