is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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