We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
