I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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