he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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