ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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