I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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